Things I learned from my children...
On Mother's Day I reflected on things that I learned from being Josh and Jenni's mom. Here are a few I came up with:
- some children see Santa and the Tooth Fairy as magical, others see it as deception
- I will never get used to having any type of reptile (even caged) in my house
- I do not know what the giraffe says
- if you open firecrackers and put the powder in a toy and shake it, there will be an explosion
- the pop tart was invented in 1963
- when you are yelling at your 5 year old and he looks at you and says "I have no response to that", it's best to just leave the room
- If you call them "Cinderella chores" it makes them more fun
- there is no written law that your clothes must match - my kids looked it up
- it is possible to play frisbee alone, and I have video to prove it
- it's ok to wear a wedding dress with red cowboy boots to the grocery store
- never ever feed a hamster silly putty
- driving your jeep through a car wash while wearing a rain coat won't kill you (just don't leave the photos around for your Mom to see)
- if your kids are in playing quietly in their rooms with the door closed, go check - they are up to something!
- you can catch a fungus from your pet duck
- sugar gliders and hamsters are escape artists
- when you don't know the answer to a test question and you write "Jesus" - sometimes your teacher will give you credit, because let's face it - Jesus IS the answer
My children are caring, funny and exhausting; I can't imagine life without them. I love you Josh and Jenni!
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